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Post by evets on Jan 3, 2012 20:16:35 GMT
at the end of your armies
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Post by rokbottom on Jan 5, 2012 16:31:56 GMT
Correct,
Q, How do snails keep their shells shiny?.
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Post by ekim on Jan 5, 2012 17:50:45 GMT
Snail Polish!! Mike
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Post by rokbottom on Jan 8, 2012 11:30:30 GMT
Q, What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?.
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Post by gerty on Jan 8, 2012 22:48:41 GMT
Stupid! With all the barbers opening up there's no excuse to be queueing! I know the answer, but don't want to spoil Len's moment
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Post by rokbottom on Jan 9, 2012 12:06:39 GMT
Shant! so there!. Oh alright then.
A, A barberqueue.
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Post by rokbottom on Jan 11, 2012 16:46:46 GMT
Q, Where do sick gnomes go to?.
A, To the Elf Centre.
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Post by rokbottom on Jan 17, 2012 15:48:56 GMT
Q, What did the grape do when it got stepped on ?.
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Post by evets on Jan 17, 2012 17:54:26 GMT
Nothing! It just gave out a little wine
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Post by ekim on Jan 17, 2012 18:01:37 GMT
Surely that cannot be correct! If you stepped on a grape it would produce a little grape juice, it wouldnt be wine for quite a few days until it had fermented. Mike
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Post by rokbottom on Jan 18, 2012 17:07:47 GMT
It may have been a rotting grape, in wich case it would produce the " Noble Rot " wich maybe " a little wine " ?.
Huh ?
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Post by ekim on Jan 18, 2012 22:00:30 GMT
True Mikr
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Post by rokbottom on Jan 21, 2012 17:03:17 GMT
Mikr ? been at the juice ?.
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Post by Gareth Williams on Feb 9, 2012 17:05:25 GMT
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice Belt! By the way, its snowing in Peterborough
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Post by gerty on Feb 9, 2012 18:12:46 GMT
Thanks for the heads up re the snow!!!
Terrible joke though.....!!!!
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