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Post by ekim on Dec 17, 2011 0:45:10 GMT
Day 17 Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine? Becasuse she wanted a clean sweep. Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 18, 2011 0:01:48 GMT
Day 18 Two oranges walk into a bar. One says to other: "You're round." Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 19, 2011 0:12:18 GMT
Day 19 An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 20, 2011 0:14:35 GMT
Day 20 When is it dangerous to go out in the garden? When the buds are shooting. (Thanks Steve) Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 21, 2011 0:01:44 GMT
Day 21 I'm letting my pet pig sleep on my bed! What about the smell? He'll just have to get used to it! Ok just for today here's another one but you will have to wait until tomorrow for the punchline! If I'm standing at the North Pole, facing the South Pole, and the East is on my left hand, what's on my right hand? Mike
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 21, 2011 10:16:49 GMT
? a glove maybe.
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Post by ekim on Dec 22, 2011 0:01:41 GMT
Day 22 Punchline from yesterday Fingers! What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside timepiece? An alarm cluck! As yesterday worked so well here is another, once again the punchline will follow tomorrow. What would you do if a rhino charged you? Mike
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Post by gerty on Dec 22, 2011 11:35:19 GMT
Let him keep the change?
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Post by ekim on Dec 23, 2011 0:08:12 GMT
Day 23 Punchline from yesterday Pay him of course! What do frogs wear on their feet? Open toad sandals and your half joke of the day, punchline tomorrow What did the police do when the hares escaped from the zoo? Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 24, 2011 0:05:55 GMT
Day 24 Yesterdays punchline They Combed the area What drink do frogs like best? Croaker-cola! And the annual corny day before Christmas cracker joke What does Adam say to his wife the day before Christmas? Its Christmas Eve!! Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 25, 2011 0:07:21 GMT
No Jokes today Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas! Have a great one, see you all on a flying site somewhere in the New Year. All the best Mike & Barbara
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 26, 2011 15:35:18 GMT
Wow! 499 or is it 500 views so far, I helped it along by links from two Model boat forums.
Len.
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 31, 2011 16:37:42 GMT
Are you missing the jokes?, well I have some more. What do you sing at a Snowmans party?. Freeze a jolly good fellow. Len
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Post by rokbottom on Jan 2, 2012 12:18:29 GMT
Whats the time when an Elephant sits on your fence?.
Time to buy a new fence.
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Post by rokbottom on Jan 3, 2012 17:27:56 GMT
Over the 600 now.
Q, Where are the Andes?.
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