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Post by ekim on Dec 1, 2011 0:18:08 GMT
They are back!!! Day 1 WHAT do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks. Mike
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2011 17:07:08 GMT
Dont you ever sleep.......
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Post by evets on Dec 1, 2011 17:08:49 GMT
Must still be on Cayman time! ;D
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Post by ekim on Dec 2, 2011 0:19:38 GMT
No time for sleep Syd, I have a windjammer to edit. Good to see you back on the forum, hope you are well. Day 2 What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker! Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 3, 2011 0:06:11 GMT
Day 3 What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 4, 2011 18:06:45 GMT
Day 4 What did the policeman say to his stomach. Your under a vest (Thanks Len) Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 5, 2011 11:18:39 GMT
Day 5 What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf! Mike
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Post by evets on Dec 5, 2011 18:35:22 GMT
Why do i still look at theses ?
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Post by gerty on Dec 5, 2011 18:38:07 GMT
GROANNNNNNNN!!!!!!
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 5, 2011 21:15:30 GMT
Ignore the old grumblies ,Mike. Keep 'em coming!
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Post by ekim on Dec 6, 2011 0:01:56 GMT
Gareth - When have I ever taken any notice of the grumblies Day 6 What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! Mike
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Post by malcolmf on Dec 6, 2011 19:51:49 GMT
Mike
I am enjoying your crackers again. I know little things please little minds, but at least it makes me smile.
Keep pulling the crackers
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Was that an Axel?
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Post by Old bog on Dec 6, 2011 21:38:46 GMT
Keep them coming. Bog.
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Post by ekim on Dec 7, 2011 0:02:22 GMT
Day 7 What do sheep say at Christmas? Wool-tide Bleatings! Mike
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 7, 2011 13:02:21 GMT
Oh! my aching sides!!
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