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Post by ekim on Dec 22, 2012 0:32:12 GMT
What was the woman police manofficer doing up a tree? - working for special branch! Day 22 When is a boat like a pile of snow? Mike
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Old bog
Was that an Axel?
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Post by Old bog on Dec 22, 2012 9:26:26 GMT
When is a boat like a pile of snow? When it is a drift.
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 22, 2012 17:51:18 GMT
Anyone else think that Ekim and Old Bog are the KKFs Morecambe and Wise?.
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 22, 2012 19:26:56 GMT
I think more Little and Large.
Get a different perspective - try KAP
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Post by ekim on Dec 23, 2012 0:03:29 GMT
Correct once again Bog Day 23 What is the most shocking city in the world? What is yellow and a wiz at math's? What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers? What must you know to be an auctioneer? What outlaw lives at the bottom of the sea? What sort of music do you hear most in the jungle? What Sweets do frogs like? What type of room has no windows or doors? What vegetable needs a plumber? What was the first motorised vegetable? Mike
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 23, 2012 11:51:44 GMT
1 =? 2 =? 3 = A nervous Wreck 4 -7 =? 8 = A Mushroom 9 = A Leek 10 =?
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 23, 2012 12:59:58 GMT
Bumper crop then Mike. That must've been a big cracker!
Only one (possibly) to add to Len's crop. No 5 - The outlaw Josey Whales?
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Post by ekim on Dec 24, 2012 8:45:43 GMT
What is the most shocking city in the world? - Electri-city! What is yellow and a wiz at math's? - A banana with a calculator! What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers? - A nervous wreck! What must you know to be an auctioneer? - Lots! What outlaw lives at the bottom of the sea? - Billy the Squid! What sort of music do you hear most in the jungle? - Snake rattle & roll! What Sweets do frogs like? - Lolly hops! What type of room has no windows or doors? - A mushroom! What vegetable needs a plumber? - Leeks What was the first motorised vegetable? A Horsless cabbage! Day 24 And now for the traditional joke for 24th December What did the first man say to his wife on the 24th December? Mike
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Post by evets on Dec 24, 2012 9:36:58 GMT
All together ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!
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Post by ekim on Dec 25, 2012 0:09:08 GMT
No jokes today just wishing you all a very Happy Christmas and a brilliant New Year And as Santa would say when calling his wife "Mary Christmas!!" ;D Mike & Barbara
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 29, 2012 15:26:10 GMT
Ok, Just one more. Q, Who is never hungry at Christmas?
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Post by ekim on Dec 30, 2012 23:50:10 GMT
Ok Len, I'll play Who is never hungry at Christmas? - The turkey, hes always stuffed! Mike
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