Old bog
Was that an Axel?
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Post by Old bog on Dec 15, 2012 13:57:59 GMT
Because there was no Claus(e) in his contract
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 15, 2012 17:38:11 GMT
Because they said they were giving him the sack
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Post by ekim on Dec 16, 2012 0:15:32 GMT
Why did Santa hand in his resignation? Because there was no Clause(e) in his contract! Well done Bog Day 16 What do Hedgehogs eat? Mike
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Old bog
Was that an Axel?
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Post by Old bog on Dec 16, 2012 10:47:08 GMT
What do Hedgehogs eat? Hognuts What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
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Post by ekim on Dec 17, 2012 0:36:28 GMT
What do hedgehogs eat? - Prickled onions of course! Whats about six inches long by two inches wide and drives women wild? - Money! Day 17 Why hasn't anyone ever stolen a canal? Mike
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Old bog
Was that an Axel?
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Post by Old bog on Dec 17, 2012 11:45:04 GMT
Why hasn't anyone ever stolen a canal? It has too many locks.
What do you give a man who has everything?
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Post by evets on Dec 17, 2012 17:58:30 GMT
Why hasn't anyone ever stolen a canal? It has too many locks. What do you give a man who has everything?
NOTHING
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Post by ekim on Dec 18, 2012 0:38:26 GMT
Day 19 What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in the chimney? Mike
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 18, 2012 14:15:52 GMT
Claustrophobia
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Post by ekim on Dec 19, 2012 19:31:30 GMT
Have you missed me? Yes Len Claustrophobia Day 19 What do you call Santa when he is a long way away? Mike
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 19, 2012 21:20:55 GMT
Yes Mike. Was very disappointed at the lack of humour in my life.
What do you call santa...
Anything you like, he can't hear you
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Old bog
Was that an Axel?
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Post by Old bog on Dec 19, 2012 22:23:42 GMT
What do you give a man who has everything?
Antibiotics
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.
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Post by ekim on Dec 20, 2012 0:06:37 GMT
What do you call Santa when he is a long way away? - Farther Christmas! Day 20 What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? Mike
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 20, 2012 13:57:42 GMT
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? Mike Christmas Quackers
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Post by ekim on Dec 21, 2012 0:44:10 GMT
Correct Gareth Day 21 What was the woman police manofficer doing up a tree? Mike
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