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Post by ekim on Dec 11, 2012 0:05:29 GMT
What does the kite flying rooster say at the break of dawn? - Rokkaku doodle doo of course! Day 11 What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? Mike
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Post by Old bog on Dec 11, 2012 9:53:09 GMT
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas?
Mouse cats
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Post by evets on Dec 11, 2012 19:15:19 GMT
Cross mouse cards of course!
Come on folks play along!
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Post by ekim on Dec 12, 2012 10:40:02 GMT
Yes you are right again Steve Day12 What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? Mike Sorry this post is late, left my laptop that contains all my jokes at work. M
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2012 15:13:51 GMT
Day12 What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days
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Post by evets on Dec 12, 2012 18:42:19 GMT
Day12 What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days I take your the one who nicked him Kev?
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Post by ekim on Dec 13, 2012 0:07:46 GMT
Correct Kevin What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? - He got 25 days! Day 12a What do sea monsters eat? Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 14, 2012 0:11:34 GMT
What do sea monsters eat? - Fish & Ships of course (unless they are in Walmer on a Sunday!) Day 14 How does an Eskimo mend his house? Mike
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Post by Old bog on Dec 14, 2012 9:43:58 GMT
How does the Eskimo mend his house? With iglue!
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 14, 2012 14:55:05 GMT
A Sour Puss!
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Post by Old bog on Dec 14, 2012 15:37:24 GMT
What's brown, steams and comes out of Cowes?
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 14, 2012 16:20:06 GMT
The Isle of Wight Ferry.
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Post by Old bog on Dec 14, 2012 19:59:23 GMT
What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me
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Post by ekim on Dec 15, 2012 0:56:02 GMT
You ;D
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Post by ekim on Dec 15, 2012 0:58:23 GMT
Day 15 Why did Santa hand in his resignation? Mike
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