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Post by ekim on Dec 1, 2016 0:55:09 GMT
Day 1 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Mike
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 1, 2016 14:06:52 GMT
In flu something or other I guess
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Post by malcolmf on Dec 1, 2016 16:08:34 GMT
Fire in the belly, or struck down by flu(e)or smoke gets in my eyes or ashes to ashes
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 1, 2016 17:20:20 GMT
Claus tra phopia.
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Post by ekim on Dec 2, 2016 0:00:08 GMT
Day 1 What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia (well done Len) Day 2 What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? Mike
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Ho Ho Ho!
Dec 2, 2016 14:03:33 GMT
via mobile
Post by malcolmf on Dec 2, 2016 14:03:33 GMT
B----y cold
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Post by ekim on Dec 3, 2016 0:34:51 GMT
Day 2 What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An Elfcicle Day 3 What carol is heard in the desert? Mike
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Post by gerty on Dec 3, 2016 4:20:37 GMT
Somebody's been talking to the Elf On The Shelf after midnight!!!!
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Post by ekim on Dec 4, 2016 13:05:33 GMT
Day 3 What carol is heard in the desert? Oh Camel ye faithfull! Day 4 What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 5, 2016 0:33:44 GMT
Day 4 What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross mouse cards of course! Day 5 What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? Mike
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 5, 2016 16:46:38 GMT
A Christmas Quacker ( From Maureen )
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Post by ekim on Dec 6, 2016 1:04:41 GMT
Day 5 What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker (well done Maureen) Day 6 What says Oh Oh Oh? Mike
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 6, 2016 16:54:01 GMT
Dyslexic Santa.
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Post by evets on Dec 6, 2016 18:01:50 GMT
Santa going backwards!
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Post by ekim on Dec 7, 2016 10:42:14 GMT
Day 6 What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards (well done Steve, somehow knew you would get this one!) Day 7 Why did Santa pour Lemsip down the chimney? Mike
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