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Post by ekim on Dec 8, 2011 0:02:47 GMT
Day 8 How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even! (Thanks Len) Mike
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 8, 2011 8:48:17 GMT
Need to up your game, Mike. Len's jokes are better than yours.
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Post by ekim on Dec 9, 2011 0:00:26 GMT
Day 9 Why did the rooster crow before the break of dawn? Because his cluck was fast Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 10, 2011 0:00:31 GMT
Day 10 Did you hear about the hyena who fell into a pot of gravy? He made a laughing stock of himself. Mike
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Post by rokbottom on Dec 10, 2011 13:07:37 GMT
Now that one made me chuckle.
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Post by ekim on Dec 11, 2011 0:01:36 GMT
Day 11 what do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet! (thanks Gerty) Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 12, 2011 0:08:44 GMT
Day 12 DID you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered. Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 13, 2011 0:35:29 GMT
Day 12A How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 14, 2011 10:19:31 GMT
Day 14 Late posting today, left my laptop at work! How do you make an apple puff Chase it round the garden (thanks Steve & Barbara) Mike
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Post by gerty on Dec 14, 2011 16:07:52 GMT
At our christmas do last week we all had the same joke in our crackers!!! It wasn't even funny!!!
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Post by ekim on Dec 15, 2011 0:04:26 GMT
Day 15 Why are brides unlucky? Because they never marry the best man (Thanks Barbara) Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 16, 2011 0:23:05 GMT
Day 16 Why can't a bike stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired Mike
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Old bog
Was that an Axel?
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Post by Old bog on Dec 16, 2011 20:15:02 GMT
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman? Frostbite.
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Old bog
Was that an Axel?
Posts: 178
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Post by Old bog on Dec 16, 2011 20:19:26 GMT
There are two flies in the airing cupboard. Which one's in the army? The one on the tank!
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Old bog
Was that an Axel?
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Post by Old bog on Dec 16, 2011 20:26:08 GMT
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
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