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Post by evets on Dec 7, 2016 16:00:16 GMT
He heard it had Flu!
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Post by ekim on Dec 9, 2016 21:54:50 GMT
Having spent two days in bed fighting off the dreaded lurgy we have a couple of jokes to catch up on. Day 7 Why did Santa pour Lemsip down the chimney? Because he thought he was going down with the flu Day 8 What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh? Day 9 What is Santa's favorite place in the world to deliver presents? Mike
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Post by evets on Dec 10, 2016 8:22:32 GMT
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh Santa laughing his socks off!
What is Santa's favourite place in the world to deliver presents? Christmas Island
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Post by ekim on Dec 10, 2016 12:54:12 GMT
Day 8 What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh? Santa in a revolving door Day 9 What is Santa's favorite place in the world to deliver presents? Idaho ho ho Day 10 Where did Lincolnshire Iron Age dwellers go for pain relief? Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 11, 2016 0:04:48 GMT
Day 10 Where did Lincolnshire Iron Age dwellers go for pain relief? Ibrupro - Fen of course Day 11 Where did Rudolph go to school? Mike
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Post by ekim on Dec 12, 2016 22:11:32 GMT
Day 11 Where did Rudolph go to school? He didn't, he was Elf taught! Day 12 What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears. Day 13 Who is Santa's favorite singer? Mike
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 13, 2016 20:04:30 GMT
Day 12 - Anything you like, he can't hear you!
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Post by evets on Dec 14, 2016 8:28:51 GMT
Day 11 Where did Rudolph go to school? He didn't, he was Elf taught! Day 12 What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears. Day 13 Who is Santa's favorite singer? Mike As Gareth said any thing as he cant hear you and 13 Elfish Presley
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Post by ekim on Dec 14, 2016 10:37:02 GMT
Day 12 What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears. Anything you like coz he can't hear you (well done Gareth & Steve) Day 13 Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-ish Presley (well done Steve) Day 14 What is young green and goes away on summer camp? Mike
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Post by evets on Dec 14, 2016 12:03:29 GMT
An Elf Scout!
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Post by ekim on Dec 15, 2016 1:33:15 GMT
Day 14 What is young green and goes away on summer camp? A Brussel Scout! (Close Steve!) Day 15 What do you call a flying Policeman? Mike
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 15, 2016 12:36:31 GMT
What do you call a flying policeman? A heli cop ter perchance?
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Post by barbara on Dec 17, 2016 12:52:06 GMT
Assistant Ho Ho Ho here (self appointed!)
Ho Ho Ho is feeling rather Glum Glum Glum
Day 15
What do you call a flying Policeman?
Close enough Gareth, the answer on the card is Heli - copper
I don't have access to Ho Ho Ho's list so here are some I have collected
Day 16
What kind of wrapping paper likes Music?
Day 17
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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Post by Gareth Williams on Dec 19, 2016 8:42:16 GMT
Thanks for stepping in to the breach Barbara
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Post by ekim on Dec 20, 2016 16:36:45 GMT
Day 16 What kind of paper likes Music? Wrapping Paper Day 17 What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite Now back on with the fun! Day 18 What do snowmen eat for lunch? Day 19 What is the best xmas present in the world? Day 20 How did Scrooge win the football game? Mike How did Scrooge win the football game?
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